- Page 1 Retro/Grade Review
- Page 2 Retro/Grade: The Verdict Review
- Dazzling mix of shoot-em-up and rhythm action
- Fun to play with or without a plastic axe
- Eyeball-searing graphics and thumping soundtrack
- Only ten stages in the main campaign
- No songs that you'll already know
- Review Price: £7.99
PS3 only – available to download on PSN
Guitar Hero may be retired and Rock Band, as we think of it, on hiatus, but it looks like the music action game isn’t dead quite yet. Next week brings us the release of Rock Band: Blitz, Harmonix’s arcade spin on the genre, and as an appetiser the PS3 gets Retro/Grade, one of the best new games to hit PSN in some time. Dig out your wallet and dust down that plastic guitar – this one will make it worth your while.
Admittedly, Retro/Grade doesn’t look like a guitar game, and it’s perfectly playable – and in some ways more so – with an ordinary Dual Shock 3 controller. Retro/Grade’s conceit is that it’s actually a retro arcade shoot-em-up in the vein of Gradius and R-Type, with the action scrolling left to right, enemies to blast and waves of incoming fire to dodge. Only in Retro/Grade, something has gone wrong. At the end of the game our hero, Rick Rocket, discovers that his warfaring ways have created a rupture in the space/time continuum, and only by travelling backwards in time, erasing his every move, can he put things right and start again.
Rhythm Action meets Bullet Hell
How this works is quite ingenious. The action now scrolls from right to left, and it’s your job to ‘unfire’ the weapons you fired by switching between different coloured lines on the screen and activating your cannons at exactly the right time. At the same time, enemy bullets drift in from the left and need to be dodged, while robot arms or energy beams may attack one or more lines, forcing you to evacuate.
The trick is that there’s a rhythm to it, and that everything needs to happen in time with the pumping electronic soundtrack. In a way, playing Retro/Grade is a bit like playing Guitar Hero and R-Type – or maybe one of the more escoteric Japanese ‘bullet hell’ shoot-em-ups – at the same time. It’s no good grabbing all the notes if you can’t dodge the enemy fire.
There are some other variations. Sometimes you have fired longer energy beams, where you’ll need to press and hold the button, while at other times you have spat out a cluster of missiles, which need to be hoovered up with a spot of mashing. Some enemies release black hole bombs which drag you off in one direction, and you’ll find yourself met with walls of bullets, handily colour coded to show you which line to get into, coming in to get you from the left.
On higher difficulty levels it’s genuinely frantic stuff, and while it seems that there’s actually little to it beyond getting in the right line at the right time, the timing of when turns out to be more crucial than you might think. Get in too early and you may hit enemy fire. Get in too late and that’s another bullet missed.
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