Hide My Ass!



  • Large number of servers
  • More endpoint countries than any rival


  • Doesn't work for Netflix or BBC iPlayer
  • Expensive

Key Features

  • Review Price: £59.88
  • Connect up to two devices
  • Supports OpenVPN, PPTP, L2TP/IPSec
  • Clients for Windows, macOS, Android, iOS
  • Clear information on connecting other devices without dedicated clients
  • £7.99 per month
  • £35.94 per 6 months
  • £59.88 per year
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What is Hide My Ass?

Hide My Ass! (HMA) is a virtual private network service with the widest range of endpoint locations that we’ve seen, covering most of the planet with 248 countries and territories.

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Hide My Ass – Features and usability

HMA’s latest acceptable use policy allows users to connect from up to five devices simultaneously on standard accounts; a welcome increase from its previous limit of two.

Although owned by Czech anti-malware firm AVG, Hide My Ass! is headquartered in the UK, and subject to Britain’s stringent data retention laws. HMA notes that, although it doesn’t log any of your activity while connected, such as which websites or IP addresses you connect to or what data was transferred, it does log your IP address, connection and disconnection times, duration and bandwidth usage “to prevent abuse and for diagnostic purpose.

In 2011, the company complied with a court order to hand over data that helped in confirming the identities of individuals involved in the LulzSec hacking case. HMA nonetheless promotes its services as a means of bypassing internet censorship under oppressive regimes, saying that as “we follow UK law, there isn’t a law that prohibits the use of Egyptians gaining access to blocked websites such as Twitter, even if there is one in Egypt”.

In keeping with this, HMA’s glossy client includes a Freedom Mode lets you “access the web via the closest free-speech country”. Other settings enable automatic connection to the VPN as soon as Windows launches, SOCKS5 proxying and a Secure IP Bond feature that allows you specify applications that you want to allow online only when the encrypted VPN connection is up and running.

Sadly, it didn’t work for region-locked streaming media such as Netflix of BBC iPlayer, which we were unable to successfully use during testing.

Hide My Ass! is one of the more expensive VPN providers around; a month-to-month subscription costs £7.99, while a £59.88 annual subscription works out at £5.99 a month. Physical boxed editions are available to buy for the privacy-conscious.

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Hide My Ass – Performance

However, performance in our heavy-duty data transfer tests was quick and stable on the part of its UK and Dutch endpoints, at 7.9MB/s and 9.7MB/s respectively. US speeds came in at a rather more sedate 1.7MB/s.


If you need to virtually “be” in a specific location to access a given service or make sure that your own web services are accessible, and if you don’t care about media stream, HMA is definitely the provider to go for thanks to its massive range of endpoint countries. However, unless you specifically need an endpoint that its rivals don’t offer, NordVPN and Private Internet Access are better value propositions.


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