E3 2016 is almost here, so it’s time create your own funky announcements using this random headline generator.
Every year gamers gather around their computer screens to watch big publishers announce a slew of new and exciting games at E3.
We’ll be doing the same this year, but none of the announcements will be as ridiculous as those cooked up using this headline generator.
Related: Sony E3 2016 press conference – When is it, what do we expect to see?
Some of the headlines to come out of this thing are pure gold, and we’ve left some of our favourites below:
- To combat potential DDOS attacks, Sony partner with Donald Trump to build the ultimate firewall. Beta testing to begin in Mexico.
- Adam Boyes, Shuhei Yoshida, Shawn Layden, and Andrew House announce the formation of a new boy band and their debut album ‘All Work & No Play’
- The Toys-to-Life market has some new competition, with Victoria’s Secret joining the fray
You can generate your own glorious headlines here, and be sure to share some of your favourites in the comments.