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Pornhub’s new pornstar socks weren’t just designed for your feet

That’s not a typo. Pornhub has unleashed a brand new line of products − multi-purpose “dirty socks” (that you wouldn’t mind rubbing a hole into).

Seriously, that’s what the site’s calling them. To everyone else, they’re socks that are plastered with images of famous pornstars’ faces, mouths and other bits.

Why are they multipurpose? Because Pornhub being Pornhub, they’re designed to be plastered with other things too. Before you roll your eyes and move on, the promo video is pretty special.

“Following our foray into the fitness and fashion industries, it made sense for us to release a sock line that appeals to both athletes and fashionistas, as well as self-love enthusiasts,” said Corey Price, the vice president of Pornhub.

“Our ‘Dirty Socks’ collection is not only aesthetically pleasing, featuring faces of famous pornstars, but also…comes…in handy for when you might need it.”

Those pornstars are Madison Ivy, Asa Akira and Johnny Sins, who I’ve never seen or heard of before in my life, clearly.

The big sticking point is the price. At $18 for two pairs, they don’t exactly come cheap. Then again, you can never have too many socks, and when’s the last time you really treated yourself?

You can purchase a pair here.

What’s the maximum you’d be willing to pay for a pair of… multipurpose socks? Share your thoughts @TrustedReviews.

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