Super Smash Bros Ultimate’s stage builder is here and already filled with penis
Nintendo has released a major update for Super Smash Bros Ultimate, bringing with it an abundance of new features.
Alongside the release of Joker from Persona 5 as a playable character, the patch also includes a dedicated stage builder for players to create and share their own ideas.
Because we’re all immature idiots at heart, many of the stages shared online are already quite phallic in nature. Whatever floats your boat, I guess.
Custom levels with Kirby holding a knife, Mario bearing his luscious body and countless other lewd happenings have already begun emerging in the fighter.
JUST NADE THE FIRST EVER DICK STAGE IN SMASH ULTIMATE. SO PROUD OF MYSELF THANK YOU JESUS pic.twitter.com/jWjfLAyGGm
— euphoric (@euphorizer_) April 18, 2019
Sakurai should have never given y'all a stage builder pic.twitter.com/KCUh57GcuL
— Nibel (@Nibellion) April 18, 2019
The dicks in space I made is 4 steel dicks in a square shape. The two on the bottom rotate and the bottom right rotates when you hit the level. pic.twitter.com/V7p1yHZxE5
— FlatHead #ScorbunnySquad (@PaRappathegamer) April 18, 2019
We’ve yet to conjure up any naughty creations in Super Smash Bros Ultimate ourselves, but the stage builder itself looks really robust, and soon we’re bound to see some great stuff from it.
As for Joker, the Persona 5 newcomer is incredibly fun to play. He’s fast, stylish and very powerful. The effort Nintendo has put into this update is truly impressive.
It’s available right now as part of the Fighter’s Pack, which is set to receive a number of downloadable characters and stages going forward.
What fighters would you like to see in Super Smash Bros Ultimate? Let us know on Facebook and Twitter @trustedreviews.
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