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Forget its robot armies, Google’s smart teddy bear is way creepier

Google’s interest in robotics is well documented and goes well beyond the quirky Android character who represents its mobile operating system.

The company has acquired a host of robotics companies in recent years, including seven in little over a week back in 2013.

However, of all of the terrifying droids in its arsenal, including this four-legged Cheetah and the dog that can’t be kicked over, there’s nothing more unsettling than the robot teddy bear the firm has patented.

Yesterday, the US Patents and Trademarks office (via Gizmodo) revealed a filing from 2012 for a “doll or toy that resembles a human, an animal, a mythical creature or an inanimate object” with voice and facial recognition capabilities.

The filing made by, Daniel Aminzade and Richard DeVaul, engineers at Google’s secretive X Labs division wrote: “If the user speaks a command while gazing back at the anthropomorphic device, the anthropomorphic device may access a profile of the user to determine, based on the user’s preference encoded in the profile, how to interpret the command.”

Essentially, this cuddly fella would recognise the face and voice of its masters and respond accordingly. Naturally, it’ll need to have cameras, microphones and speakers so would be a pretty good security-slash-spying on the children tool too.

If that wasn’t scary enough, the ‘toy’ will apparently exist in a sleep state until commanded. Then it’ll wake up by stretching and yawning.

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Google is framing the bear as a cross between Amazon’s Echo speaker and a smart home hub that could control appliances, adjust the room temperature, lighting, and locks, etc..

It’ll play music, give you the weather forecast and ensure your children never sleep soundly again. Hell, this might even be scarier than the fact there’s a Ted 2 on the way. Why, God? Why…?