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Feel the Force with these childhood-ruining Star Wars sex toys

If you’re hoping to awaken the Force in your undercrackers this Christmastime, Star Toys are here to take you to an explosive galaxy far, far away and ruin your childhood in the process.

The 12-strong collection of grownup playthings is the work of the chief mischief-makers at Geeky Sex Toys, and aims to satisfy both you and your passion for the Star Wars universe in one fell swoop.

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The range features plenty of options for spicing up your (Han) solo activities, including the Darth Vibrator, LED lightsaber dildos, and one green silicone crotch rocket based on what Yoda’s hiding under his robe. You’ll never look at the Jedi Master in the same way again.

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Even C3PO’s been stripped of his innocence as R2D2’s robot pal’s new home is where the sun doesn’t shine – and we don’t mean the Death Star’s detention block.

So if you’re ready to embrace the dark side, climb aboard the XXX-Wing and really feel the Force.

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