If you’re a staunch Black Friday curmudgeon, the makers of the popular, adult-themed card game Cards Against Humanity have the perfect sale for you.
The company is hosting a massive sale, where visitors to its website can buy absolutely nothing for just $5.00.
The Black Friday-only, Doorbusting deal, has brought in $31,500 at the time of writing, as shoppers rush to get their hands on the square root of sod-all.
The deal is proving so popular that CAH has decided not to sell any other items on its website this Black Friday.
“On Black Friday, everybody is selling something. We’re the only company to offer the superior Black Friday experience of buying nothing,” the company wrote.
In the FAQs the site, which is refusing to offer sales of the game today, claimed the greatest Black Friday gift of all is buying nothing.
“We’re offering that for the rock-bottom price of $5. How can you afford NOT to seize this incredible opportunity?”
The money will be allocated at some point in the future, but presumably the company has a charitable concern in mind.
Last year on this day, the company sold 30,000 people a box of poop for $6. It wasn't the only steaming pile of turd purchased on Black Friday.
For those of you who aren't familiar, CAH, is the controversial 'card game for horrible people,' where players are required to lay their best (and usually most grotesque) white card to complete the sentence served up by the black card.