As you sit this morning looking at the ruins of your family home, mind throbbing from the rows between Auntie Bettie and Uncle Alfred and stomach aching from that third – truly gluttonous – portion of Christmas pudding you’ll have one feeling reading this: I wish I’d gotten that!
Coming from perennial lads boysstuff.co.uk the ‘Flying Alarm Clock’ is the kind of genius that only a boozed up male can truly appreciate. It has an I-don’t-know-what-it-is-but-I-want-it-quality and I can’t blame you for that.
So having actually roused myself sufficiently to give the press release slightly more than a tertiary glance let me give you the (very) skinny/malnourished/starved: it’s an alarm clock with a flying thingy that takes off when the alarm sounds. This then buzzes and bounces around the room until it forces you to get out of bed and catch the damn thing.
Put it back and hit the snooze button and once more it’ll be off and around the room before you know it.
Women will sigh, men will clap their hands with delight (we’ll probably do some chest slapping and make some grunting noises too) and I can’t help but think it is the kind of alarm we should set up for Auntie Bettie next year…
Grab The Flying Alarm Clock for £19.99 using some of that cash from your newly eBay-ed gifts now.