The first two shots on the left are of the wholly unremarkable RAZR XX. This refudge of the V3 adds HSDPA into the mix but otherwise remains completely unchanged with a QVGA 256k colour screen, 1.3MP camera plus VGA cam for video calls, microSD slot, stereo Bluetooth and dimensions of 102.9 x 53.0 x 14.9mm. It will appear any moment but woe betide any that come near me…
The last two on the right are a similarly dull variation on the existing RAZR V3x called the RAZR MAXX which (you guessed it) adds HSDPA. Like its forebear we’re talking about a QVGA screen, 2MP camera with VGA for blah, blah, blah, Bluetooth blah, microSD blah and 53.3 x 104.1 x 15.24mm dimensions. God save me.
Finally, the Motorola ‘RIZR’ Z3 will not escape my wrath just because some marketeer slipped on the keyboard. Formerly known as the Capri, the slider model is quad band, has a distinctly average 176 x 220 resolution screen, 2MP camera, just 20MB of onboard memory, a microSD thingy and that Bluetooth stuff. Again it comes out imminently but could’ve arrived any time in the last year.
Oh and for what it is worth the K1 and K1c have been officially announced.
Now please can we stop this nonsense and call back the world’s laziest design team from the world’s longest sabbatical before I go postal…?