Jobs Responds to MacWorld Health Rumours Comments

Jobs and Ballmer should share a big juicy 60oz Burger just for old times sake.

Still I have yet to buy an Apple product, and these heart string stories will not sway me.

An apple a day and your problems will still come to play.

Give yourself to jobsey hank!

His teaching will give you true harmony in your life

true harmony....

that and you'll never have to worry about what to spend your money on, because you would have already spent it all.

:o)

on something stylish and sexy, instead of a pc that loses all its value in its first year

Ironduke forgive me but a PC is just a PC, I don't get off on it's style or whether it's sexy, I get off on whether its spec can do the job (that wasn't a PUN), without paying for looks. This isn't hookers it's gadgets different rules apply.

rubbish in that case most of the products reviewed on trusted, are a waste of time as they should just review the cheapest ones

Perform a useful function, I want them to look sexy, cost too much, can't get enough....... what are you talking about, gadgets are just like hookers.

The guy is ill, give him a break. He has achieved one of the most spectacular turnarounds of a company in history. Rubbishing the products and CEO of such a successful company is bizarre at least!

Ben, I think that post is the most bizarre piece. This success of Mr Jobs is not down to the man himself or Apple, it's down to the fool who feels they NEED Apple products.

In the responses to my post, not one has pointed out Apple features beyond style and sexy.

I rest my case.

onto a normal note, the "buy now" section of the apple store uk is down. 128GB touch here i come :D