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The Ultimate Netbook

Author Andy Vandervell
Published 28th Sep 2008
The Ultimate Netbook
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Oh, yes, now I remember what that other thing was...

HSDPA. Integrated. Please.

This is the one thing everyone is likely to agree on. If netbooks are to truly break free from the constraints of the home, the Internet Cafe or other Wi-Fi covered location, then 3G networking is an absolute must. In fact, I'd go as far as to say a netbook without 3G HSDPA should take its "netbook" credentials with a pinch of salt. If that means purchasing a netbook with a contract then I'm cool with it, but the option to go "unlocked" should always be there.


To summarise , the recipe for the Ultimate Netbook, by Andy Vandervell:
  • Take HP Mini-Note and Sony VAIO TZ. Mix thoroughly and season with colourings to taste.
  • Add track point mouse to make room for well proportioned keyboard.
  • Add nine inch screen with 1,280 x 800 resolution.
  • Insert 1GB RAM module and Intel Atom CPU. Sprinkle lightly with graphics and sound that do the job, but move on quickly or netbook will become bloated and expensive!
  • Add solid state memory for storage and expandable memory options to taste.
  • Throw in basics like USB ports, then add HDMI port and whisk for five minutes.
  • Add Wi-Fi and Bluetooth modules, but don't forget Ethernet too!
  • Install custom Linux OS and create community and development to help make it thrive. Ensure all essential software and codecs are pre-installed.
  • Insert six-cell battery to avoid premature deflation, but ensure netbook remains light and fluffy.
  • Add the magic ingredient, HSDPA.
  • Bake for three months, slowly increasing temperature through a prolonged campaign of deliberately leaked blurry products shot and proposed spec sheets.
  • Finally, release and sell for less than £350.
The Ultimate Netbook? Done.

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Comment Mars said on 31st October 2008

What about a 10inch netbook with 1280x800 res.? I think that would be fine on a bigger netbook as long as it didn’t rundown the battery.

…Hey does anyone have any in... more

Comment ian said on 30th January 2009

The Sony VAIO P series is almost exactly what you requested:
http://www.sonystyle.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/CategoryDisplay?catalogId=10551&storeId=10151&langId=... more

Comment Schwep said on 14th February 2009

I think a netbook should have its OS in flash ROM, and it should be instant-on as soon as you open it. The best example of what a netbook should be was the Psion 7 series, built la... more

Comment jaydeep makwana said on 4th March 2009

jus wanna know if i go for a linux version of eee 901 and then install xp on it. you reckon that would still do the job, i get that extra 4 gb. thnx

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