The Arnova ChildPad's main storage is comprised of 4GB of solid state memory. After all the initial apps and software bits and bobs are installed, you have just over 2GB to use. This is enough for several handfuls of casual games, or a couple of films. For a more voluminous media collection, you'll have to plug in a microSD card.
Connect the tablet up to a computer using a microUSB cable and the tab will show up as a "media device". You can drag files over to it without any additional software, making transferring files much simpler than with an iPad.
Assuming that the child blessed with the ChildPad manages to get to grips with the Android interface, the tablet puts in a reasonable performance. The 1GB of RAM and 1GHz processor can handle casual games like Angry Birds and lesser 3D titles without serious slow-down. And while there is some lag in the basic navigation of Android, it's generally a good deal better than many of the older ultra-low-cost tablets out there. For example, the Archos Arnova 10 couldn't even handle Angry Birds at a playable speed.
A few other ropey parts stop the ChildPad from being a joy to use, though. To start off, it's a little buggy. Apps didn't freeze up more than the budget Android norm, but the touchscreen would occasionally behave erratically, registering ghostly taps that never occurred. And this would lead to interface elements like the volume control sticking on-screen much longer than expected - an annoyance. This seemed to get much worse while the tablet was charging, making it virtually unusable at times. Next up…
The tablet uses a single internal speaker that sits to the left of the screen, and it is not good. Not good at all. Its sound is reed-thin and it's not capable of any respectable volume. In a noisy kitchen or a car, the ChildPad will struggle to be heard.
The screen is also fairly poor. It is 7in across and uses a pretty lowly 800 x 480 pixel resolution - the £60-more Nexus 7 brings 1,280 x 800 pixels to the table. These aren't the most serious issues with the screen, though.
Its display uses a fairly low-quality TN panel. Unlike the screens of higher-grade tablets, the image loses much of its presence, its contrast, when the ChildPad is tilted backwards. One of the most obvious uses of a cheap tablet like this is to keep the kids occupied watching a film while in the car, but the poor screen quality takes the shine off this a bit. Colours look a little unnatural to boot, and the low pixel density of the screen is pretty clear in use.
However, the Arnova ChildPad does benefit hugely from Archos's heritage. Back before the days of smartphone ubiquity and tablets, Archos was one of the main producers of PMPs - portable media players. And as such, it's a pro at packing excellent video support into its Android devices.
The ChildPad can play the majority of popular video formats, and even coped with 720p MKVs at full speed. That said, playing even a 720p video on an 800 x 480 pixel screen is a little pointless. The internal battery lasts for around five hours of video playback.
Will littluns be put off by the poor viewing angles of the tablet? Perhaps not, when the Google Nexus 7 is available for a "mere" £60 more, offering a much, much better screen, the upgrade is tempting.
Web browsing and social networking
The Archos Arnova ChildPad comes with a web browser pre-installed, but doesn't have any social networking tools on-board - no Facebook and no Twitter. As must-haves for any slightly older children, it's disappointing to see that the official apps are not available in the AppsLib app store.
As with any Android device, though, there's usually a way around such problems. We tried manually installing the Google Play app store, but it crashed upon start-up each time. Another third-party store came to the rescue, though. SlideMe offers both Facebook and Twitter apps. The question is whether the intended audience should really be expected to - or be able to - jump through such hoops. We don't think they should
It has been said by many that the Google Nexus 7 changed the game for budget Android tablets. The problem is that for all its child-friendly claims, the Arnova ChildPad is playing the same game as virtually all the old budget tablets. There just aren't enough kiddie-friendly optimisations to make it particularly palatable for younglings - certainly less so than an iPad.
It's also subject to many of the same restraints that shackle other budget Android tabs. There are no official Google apps, no Play Store access, flawed overall performance and the screen is poor. It costs less than a hundred pounds and is much more fun to use than a resistive touchscreen tablet (beware, there's a resistive version of the ChildPad about too), but the value equation here no longer makes enough sense.
The Archos Arnova ChildPad claims to be an Android tablet designed for children. However, its kid-friendly optimisations don't go far enough to make this palatable for a young crowd. Android is not as accessible as the iPad OS, and the ChildPad does nothing to change that. And slightly older children with the nous to tackle Android may be frustrated by the poor screen, and lack of Google's app staples and Google Play app store access.